Jokes

Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. the teacher came out and said : “why are you fighting?.
one student : teacher, he left his answer sheet blank.
Teacher : why should that bother you?.
Student: i too left my answer sheet blank.
Teacher : so . . . . . ?
Student : you will think that we have copied from each other.





Teacher : i am extremely pleased to see the high grade you have achieved during these exams. i hope that you will continue achieving such splendid results.
Student : sir, i can definitely achieve such high grades, if you again get the question papers for the next exam printed at my father’s press.



Science teacher: dipu, which is the source of light to all the planets?
Dipu : i don’t know, sir.
Teacher : it is the sun.
Tipu : but the sun will realize his mistake when he gets the electricity bill.




the teacher was examining ravindra’s maths answer sheet. he was very much surprised to see so many mistakes in the answer sheet.
“ravindra,” the teacher asked, how did you commit so many mistakes in your answer sheet?”.
“sir” , ravindra replied, “ i did not write the paper alone. my father helped me out”.



teacher : (to ramesh, a student). rames, what is the climate of australia?
ramesh : frozen cold, sir,
teacher : (in a very angry tone). who told you?
ramesh : sir, the food tins we receive from australia are always frozen cold.




raju : sir, elephants do not brush their teeth but why do we brush ours?
sir : elephants do not wear clothes, but why are you dressed?



teacher : prakash, now that you’ve kindly consented to come to school, what would you like to do?
prakash : go home.



Teacher : how old is your brother?
Student : how can i tell unless you tell me his date of birth?



Teacher : how high can kangaroo jump?
Brindu : as high as the qutab minar.
Teacher : manish, do you think that brindu is right?
Manish : well, i don’t even know that qutb minar could jump